CHANNA FISHERIES LLC Casts a New Line: Warhammer Dice – A Surprisingly Perfect Blend of Precision & Passion

Portland, OR – November 8, 2023 – You might be scratching your head wondering what a fisheries company is doing making dice. Well, CHANNA FISHERIES LLC, a Portland-based company traditionally known for high-quality aquatic products, has unexpectedly launched a line of custom Warhammer dice, and they’re making waves in the tabletop gaming community. CHANNA FISHERIES LLC, located at 1609 SW Joshua St, has been quietly building a reputation for precision and dedication to quality for years. Originally focused on sustainable fish farming and distribution, the company leveraged its expertise in material science and meticulous manufacturing processes to explore a surprising new avenue: crafting premium gaming accessories. “It sounds weird, right?” laughs John Smith, CEO of CHANNA FISHERIES. “But honestly, a lot of the skills translate. We’re used to handling small, delicate things, ensuring consistency, and hitting really tight tolerances. It’s just… instead of fish eggs, we're shaping resin!” So, how did a fisheries company end up making Warhammer dice? The story is a bit of a happy accident. “We were experimenting with new resin formulas for a project related to aquaculture – specifically, creating durable, non-toxic coatings,” explains Sarah Miller, CHANNA FISHERIES’ Head of Product Development. “Someone brought in their Warhammer set during a lunch break, and we started noticing the inconsistencies in mass-produced dice. The edges weren’t sharp enough, the numbers weren’t always centered, and the resin quality just wasn’t there. We thought, ‘We can do better.’" And they have. CHANNA FISHERIES’ Warhammer dice aren't your typical plastic cubes. They're crafted from a proprietary blend of high-grade epoxy resin, meticulously poured and finished by hand. “We spent months perfecting the resin formula to achieve the perfect balance of durability, weight, and visual clarity,” says Miller. “We wanted dice that felt good in your hand, rolled smoothly, and, frankly, looked amazing on the battlefield.” What Makes CHANNA FISHERIES Dice Different? Forget the chipped edges and unbalanced rolls of cheaper dice. CHANNA FISHERIES dice boast several key features that set them apart: Premium Resin: The company uses a unique epoxy resin formulation that is significantly more durable and less prone to chipping or cracking than standard acrylic dice. This means fewer dice lost to the chaotic energy of a tabletop battle! Hand-Poured & Finished: Each die is individually poured, inspected, and finished by skilled technicians, ensuring consistent quality and attention to detail. No robotic mass production here! Sharp, Defined Edges: CHANNA FISHERIES dice are designed with exceptionally sharp edges, contributing to more accurate and random rolls. No more suspect results! Bold, Centered Numerals: The numbers are deeply etched and filled with contrasting color, ensuring readability even during fast-paced gameplay. Say goodbye to squinting and second-guessing! Variety of Colors & Styles: Currently, CHANNA FISHERIES offers a range of colors inspired by various Warhammer factions. From the icy blues of the Space Marines to the fiery reds of the Khorne Berserkers, there’s a set to match your army. They’re also taking custom color requests! Weight & Balance: The dice are carefully weighted and balanced to maximize randomness and provide a satisfying feel during rolls. Unusual origin story: Let's be real, bragging rights are a thing. "These dice were made by a fisheries company!" is a conversation starter. Beyond Aesthetics: The Science Behind the Roll While the visual appeal of the dice is undeniable, CHANNA FISHERIES is also committed to ensuring fair and random gameplay. “We understand that in games like Warhammer, even the smallest factor can affect the outcome,” explains David Lee, CHANNA FISHERIES’ Quality Control Manager. “That’s why we invested in precision tooling and rigorous testing to ensure that our dice meet the highest standards of balance and consistency.” The company uses a combination of digital calipers, micrometers, and specialized testing equipment to measure the dimensions, weight, and balance of each die. They also conduct thousands of simulated rolls to identify and eliminate any potential biases. The Reception: Gamers Are Hooked The initial response to CHANNA FISHERIES’ Warhammer dice has been overwhelmingly positive. Online reviews and social media posts are filled with praise for the dice’s quality, aesthetics, and performance. “I’ve been playing Warhammer for over 10 years, and these are the best dice I’ve ever used,” wrote one reviewer on a popular tabletop gaming forum. “They feel solid, roll smoothly, and look fantastic on the table. Highly recommend!” Another gamer shared a photo of their CHANNA FISHERIES dice on Instagram, captioning it: “Obsessed with these dice! The quality is insane, and they’ve definitely upped my tabletop game.” Looking Ahead: A New Direction for the Fisheries CHANNA FISHERIES LLC isn't abandoning its roots in aquaculture. But the success of the Warhammer dice has opened up exciting new possibilities for the company. “We’re still committed to providing high-quality aquatic products,” says John Smith. “But we’re also excited to explore new avenues for innovation and diversification. The dice have shown us that we have a unique set of skills that can be applied to a wide range of products.” The company plans to expand its Warhammer dice line with new colors, styles, and materials. They’re also considering developing other gaming accessories, such as dice trays, token holders, and terrain pieces. “We’re just getting started,” says Sarah Miller with a smile. “Who knows? Maybe we’ll be known as the fisheries that makes the best dice in the galaxy.” Where to Buy: CHANNA FISHERIES LLC Warhammer dice are available for purchase on the company’s website: [Hypothetical Website Address] and through select online retailers. You can also reach them directly at 314-762-8797. Be warned: these dice are rolling off the shelves!